I may be ninety seven years old, but that doesn’t mean I can’t get laid! Just because I’m elderly doesn’t mean that I can’t get my snatch pounded in occasionally. Heck, I still want to get busy as often as I can. I’m not dead yet. I remember way back when, many decades ago when my Harvey was still here. God rest his soul. That man would give it to me nonstop everyday! Oh how I miss him so. But he’s dead and I can’t bring him back so I went to a senior singles dance and found Jasper. He is a big old pervert! Just what I need! Finally I’ve found someone my own age who shares my insatiable need for sex AND interest in S and M! He’ll do things to me that my Harvey wouldn’t have dreamed of. Only problem is Jasper suffers from penile dysfunction and on a fixed income it’s hard to afford enough Viagra to keep him stiff and me satisfied. I don’t know how much longer I can live like this.

Thank goodness my granddaughter told me I could get fast cash online in Dallas, Texas without waiting in line at the bank all day or giving out personal information. All we needed was a car title.