I don’t trust no foreigners. I always have to tell my wife that when she suggests something unamerican. America is the greatest country in the world. Why on earth would you want to go out and be less than the best? Why would anyone want to be french? Or Canadian? I don’t trust no foreign peoples. So when those Arabs moved down the block I lost my mind. I know they’re terrorists. You should see how that guys beard looks.

I got three kids, my wife, two dogs, a cat, and a chicken. I plan on eating my chicken eventually but even still that’s family. And I don’t want to lose my family to a bunch of terrorists in my town because I didn’t do anything about it. I tried to tell the cops but they said “Conroy, we can’t do nothin’ bout it unless they break the law” So I decided to get a gun, because if they do break the law, my family and I are stayin alive.

But I didn’t have the money or credit for a gun until I found car title loans in Dallas, Texas. It was right in front of my face but only when I went online and filled out an application did I realize I was eligable. I got the money instantly in car title loans which were my best option.

Taking out a car title loan is worth it. Especially since if I couldn’t get my gun I’d be done for.

-Conroy I.

Dallas, Texas